So, there was a taxi driver driving late at night. He was driving past the graveyard when he suddenly saw a skinny girl in a white han-bok (korean clothing, symbolizes someones death.. ti hink..) with long white hair standing next to the graveyard. (Typical korean ghost.. :]). He stopped in front of her and she got in. She told him where to go , etc. While he was driving, he looked in his rear view mirror and the girl was GONE!! He was so scared he slammed his brakes. He calmed down and thought, i must be imagining things..so he looked in the rear view mirror again. This time, she was there, only her whole face was covered in blood and it was running down her face. She looks up and says, Mister, whyd you do that? I was trying to pick my nose!!
more fun stuffFirst-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was
having trouble with one of
students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the
principal's office. While
Boy
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what
the
situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a
test and
if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the
first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was
brought in and the
conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I
think Boy can go to
the
third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions. Can
I
ask him ?"
The principal and Boyboth agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then
comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer.
Boy taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down
and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open
really wide and
before he
could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me
up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're bored.
The
best man always has me first.The Principal was
looking restless, a bit
tense
and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you
blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a
quiver
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means lot
of
heat and excitement ?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' & if u dont get
it u
have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's
longer on some men
than
on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wife
after
they're married ?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots
of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher, "Send
this
Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself !"
pictures
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20.03.2007 в 23:00чем больше языков ты знаешь, тем больше ты человек, и дело тут не в патриотстве))
татута
второй прикольный, особенно про фамилию, я вот не могу вспомнить никак русскую загадку про то же(
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20.03.2007 в 23:00-
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20.03.2007 в 23:06~Le можно даже не переводить - у многих англицких шуток есть русский эквивалент.
И вообще, что вы скажете, если я буду постить шутки на румынском?)
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20.03.2007 в 23:36вы не человек похоже
патриотство - нет такого слова
Лохматый Пряник
society
community
кортинко смишные. темы старые, но тоже смешные
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20.03.2007 в 23:39-
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20.03.2007 в 23:47society - общество в глобальном смысле слова
community - тусовка местных
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21.03.2007 в 00:01я например люблю читать энциклопедии. о животных.
еще про бактерии
не знаю как называется. о днк, генах
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21.03.2007 в 00:02вы похоже тоже
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21.03.2007 в 14:46я лишь оперирую вашими терминами.
в моем случае это намеренное искажение, в вашем же - афыпка
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21.03.2007 в 15:39Почитай Терри Гиллиама, может понравится.. "Ромовый дневник" к примеру. Читается "на раз" и достаточно интересно. По его книге бил снят "Страх и ненависть в Лас Вегасе".
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21.03.2007 в 19:59послушайте, что Вы ко мне прицепились? Вам поскандалить не с кем? То была всего лишь поговорка... хотите показать, какой Вы "умный", так для этого есть другие сообщества, туда и идите
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24.03.2007 в 15:01